anaesthesia
"an entity commonly referred to as "august" by those he truly respects,
this band member exists to play shitty guitar two days late.
prone to adopting children, they are rarely seen in the wild, as leaving their territory is nearly unheard of.
standing at about five feet and eight inches, this entity likens itself to those it considers "tall".
he knows nothing but eat, sleep, consume, repeat.
if seen, approach with caution.
he may be spooked."